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Today in class, Mrs. Weekman made a funny : "whoever makes shoe boxes is making caskets for small animals".. Now this is morbid and gross and weird. But actually really true. What do you do if a small animal dies? Bury it in a shoebox. Unless of course it is a small amphibian and then you just flush it down the toilet or toss it out the window or something.

That is a dead guinea pig. Now, what do you do with a dead guinea pig? Put it in a....

What looks more like a coffin than a shoebox?! So put that little dead bugger in the shoebox & bury him. Say a little prayer, and then let the little guy go.

Thanks Mrs. Weekman for giving me morbid thoughts.