WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE SICK:

ew, go home. go sleep until your better, noone wants to be around you if your sick. who cares if it takes 10 years, don't come back till you are healthy...

buuuuttttt...

if you have normal parents like most of us, that may not work. so.. WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE SICK

step 1: go to school, try not to touch people, or share weird things like pencils or textbooks, no one uses those at school anyways

step 2: if you have a practice after school, skip it. as much as you think people like you (face it, there ARE people who probably don't) they'll hate you once you get them sick

step 3: GO HOME

step 4: get in bed, put on your embarrasing pjs and slippers, people won't see them

step 5: soup and tea are about to become your best friends, so if you don't like them, too bad, drink them anyway. (grandmas right -- chicken noodle soup is like God)

step 6: you are probably going to get sicker before you get better   -- the whole dark before the light thing-- so suck it up, take lots of medicine, and sleep. come to school ONLY if your better.


so please, save everyone the pain of hearing you complaing about being sick. you can always just sleep till you're better and keep everyone else healthy.